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| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 7530 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Battle Standards Raised: | 7 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
| Villages Defended: | 8 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is left at the door and the only thing you need to worry about is building epic structures and surviving the night!
Join us and escape the chaos of real life, like this player who had to deal with a godfather they’ve never met and a mother who expects them to be a replacement parent to their siblings. On our server, the only parenting you’ll have to do is making sure your virtual pets are fed in-game!
Don’t be called a selfish asshole for wanting to focus on yourself and your own goals. On our server, you can be as selfish as you want with your diamond hoarding and castle building. No judgment here!
So come join us on this Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is trying to decide which block to use for your next masterpiece. Let’s build a world where the only family you need to worry about is your blocky pixelated one.
