join our server if you want to experience the thrill of almost killing your own mom while she’s pushing you out into the world. it’s like a crazy rollercoaster ride of emotions and adrenaline, but in Minecraft! who knew childbirth could be so intense and hilarious at the same time? come on, you know you want to see what happens next in this wild and wacky world of blocky chaos. plus, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts. what more could you possibly want in a server? join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 101/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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