join our server if you want to experience the thrill of almost killing your own mom while she’s pushing you out into the world. it’s like a crazy rollercoaster ride of emotions and adrenaline, but in Minecraft! who knew childbirth could be so intense and hilarious at the same time? come on, you know you want to see what happens next in this wild and wacky world of blocky chaos. plus, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts. what more could you possibly want in a server? join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 100/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Towns Built: 1
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Magic Items Found: 7026

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

New Minecraft Server
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