Momma’s PettyCraft Minecraft Server

4 grand, aita, car accident, chevy silverado, confirmation, Confrontation, confused situation, Father, Gay, insurance, Minecraft, mint condition, mommas, Mother, petty feelings, PettyCraft, put down, relationship, research, Respect, Server, skeptical, Telling, totaled truck

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8030
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Villages Defended:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial shenanigans? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest block castle!

On our server, you won’t have to deal with moms trying to swindle you out of your hard-earned virtual money. Instead, you can team up with fellow players to take on epic quests and battles against pixelated dragons (yes, dragons in Minecraft, don’t question it).

Forget about real-life problems and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is whether your virtual farm animals are producing enough wool. Join now and let the blocky adventures begin!

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8858
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	236
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8131
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8637
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Farms Harvested:	202	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Mines Excavated:	1171
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6936
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Zombie Dances:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Emeralds Found:	1484

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8711
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	18
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5713
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Love Letters Sent:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4776
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2499
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	845323
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Magic Items Found:	3976
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5031
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Farms Harvested:	875	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3642
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Chimeras Created:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Star Shards Collected:	166	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5894
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6341
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Potions Brewed:	168
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Void Armor Forged:	15
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3113
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8487
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Buildings Constructed:	31	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5072
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Buildings Constructed:	27	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Runes Activated:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.