Momma’s PettyCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial shenanigans? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest block castle!

On our server, you won’t have to deal with moms trying to swindle you out of your hard-earned virtual money. Instead, you can team up with fellow players to take on epic quests and battles against pixelated dragons (yes, dragons in Minecraft, don’t question it).

Forget about real-life problems and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is whether your virtual farm animals are producing enough wool. Join now and let the blocky adventures begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

>Yaoi Legs Minecraft SMP

Anime, bl, boy love, common, fanfiction, fetish, fictional couples, gay romance, gtYaoi, homoeroticism, Legs, LGBTQ, male characters, male/male relationships, Manga, Minecraft, odd, Sexualization, shipping, smp, yaoi, Yaoi legs, yaoi tropes

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the yaoi legs are oddly common and always on display! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and of course, those fabulous yaoi legs that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Our server is home to the most outrageous players who will stop at nothing to claim their spot as the top builder, PvPer, or yaoi leg enthusiast. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a newbie just starting out, there’s a place for everyone in our wacky world.

But beware, rumors have it that the yaoi legs are not just for show – they hold mystical powers that can either make or break your Minecraft experience. Will you be brave enough to uncover the secrets behind the yaoi legs and harness their true potential?

So come on, join us and let’s embark on this hilarious journey together. Who knows what kind of madness awaits us in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MommaCare Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old family drama and emotional baggage? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that real-life nonsense and focus on building your dream world!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about neglectful mothers or guilt trips. Instead, you can create your own independence and live your best blocky life. Who needs a demanding mom when you have a virtual world to conquer?

Forget about feeling torn and conflicted, join us and let your creativity run wild. Build your own empire, explore new lands, and make friends who won’t guilt-trip you into taking care of them.

So why waste your time dealing with family drama when you can join our server and craft your own destiny? Say goodbye to emotional manipulation and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

TipTopTressTrimz

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat? Look no further than our server, where the only thing you can trust is the unpredictability!

Join us for a hair-raising adventure as you navigate through twists and turns just like this poor soul’s unexpected pixie cut. Will you emerge victorious or will you be left in tears like our friend here?

With surprises at every turn, you’ll never know what to expect next on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride – just make sure to hold onto your hair!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	230	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

GoodBadGuyMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! Join us and discover the truth about history’s so-called “bad guys” who are actually just misunderstood heroes in disguise.

Ever wondered what it would be like to team up with Genghis Khan to conquer the server? Or maybe you’d prefer to build a secret base with Blackbeard the pirate? The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

So come on, join us and rewrite history in the most epic and hilarious way possible. Who knows, you might even uncover the real reason why Julius Caesar was always so cranky!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	2937	Farms Harvested:	645
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

BlockBusterCraft

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Are you tired of adulting and being responsible? Join our Minecraft server and start over in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest virtual house!

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of rainbow sheep appear out of nowhere, dropping gold nuggets as they frolic around you. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons.

On our server, you can be whoever you want to be – a fearless warrior, a master builder, or even a professional llama whisperer. So why wait? Join now and escape the harsh realities of adulthood by diving headfirst into our wacky and wonderful Minecraft world!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Crops Grown:	6425	Endless Night Skies:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Schrodinger’s Amazon Account

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haha u wanna join dis minecraft server? well let me tell u, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. our diamonds sparkle brighter than ur future and our creepers are trained to do the macarena before they explode.

once, a player found a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, sipping on potions of invisibility. another time, a group of players stumbled upon a village where all the villagers were actually disguised as chickens plotting a coup against the players.

if u join our server, u might just witness a battle between a giant chicken riding a dragon and a group of players riding on the backs of ender dragons. or maybe u’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give u the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep.

so come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u do, in which case, blame it on Schrodinger’s Amazon account.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Plasticizer-Free SoCal CraftyCraft

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Yo, if you wanna escape the plastic apocalypse and have a blast in Minecraft, come join our server! We got rid of allllll the plasticizers and replaced them with rainbow sparkles and unicorn farts. No more toxic air, just pure pixelated fun! Plus, our server is so lit that even the phthalates are too scared to show up. Join us and build a world where the only thing toxic is your sick PvP skills. Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	311
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

EuroPlayZone Lands, Buy Rent Houses, 11.07 Minecraft server

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Welcome to our ⚔️Minecraft survival⚔️! EuroPlayZone is excited to announce the grand opening of our new Survival Server on July 6th, 2024. Join us at mc.europlayzone.eu:25565 for an unparalleled Minecraft experience featuring custom datapacks and a range of exciting plugins.

Our server is equipped with:

Datapacks: Terralith, Incendium, Nullscape

Plugins: Terra, EconomyPremium, Auction House, GSit, Hat, Lands, Aurelium Skills, Leveled Mobs, VeinMiner, MoreOres

Explore unique biomes, engage in epic battles, and trade in our vibrant economy. Mark your calendars and join us for the grand opening!

See you in the game! ⚔️

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Mine LOL Server – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyways?

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and more chaos than a creeper in a TNT factory.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story… Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig into battle. The next day, that player logged in to find the statue had come to life and was leading an army of farm animals on a quest for world domination.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of safeguards in place to prevent any more chicken-pig uprisings. So come on in and join the fun! Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server. Just remember, always keep an eye out for those sneaky creepers… they’re always up to no good.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CraftyCouple Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of dealing with homophobia and transphobia on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we have a zero tolerance policy for hate speech!

Join us and you’ll be welcomed with open arms by our diverse and inclusive community. Our server is a safe space for everyone, whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out. Plus, rumor has it that our resident builder can create the most fabulous rainbow-themed structures you’ve ever seen.

So come on over and join us for a fun and accepting Minecraft experience. Remember, hate speech is so last season! 😉🌈 #LoveWins #MinecraftEquality

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5026	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

DocBlockDaycare

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Are you tired of being roped into babysitting duties without any compensation? Do you have a mysterious lump in your breast that needs attention ASAP? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for outrageous adventures and escape the real world drama. Our virtual world is filled with pixelated wonders and no babysitting required! Plus, our in-game doctors are always available for appointments, no waiting months for an opening. So come join us and leave the real world behind – because who needs responsibilities when you can mine for diamonds instead?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ores Mined:	6267	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

BrainPowerVSWill SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate test of will power and brain power!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense parkour challenges where one wrong move could send you plummeting into a pit of lava, and mind-bending puzzles that will make you question reality itself.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and harness its power?

So why choose between will power and brain power when you can have both on our insane Minecraft SMP? Join now and prepare for the wildest adventure of your life!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

TrustCraft: Love Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where love and trust are required to thrive? Well, look no further because on our server, love without trust is the name of the game! Picture this: you’re building a beautiful castle with your significant other, but you can’t trust them not to sabotage your masterpiece. It’s chaos, it’s drama, it’s Minecraft like you’ve never seen before! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and see what love looks like when trust is out the window. Who needs trust when you have diamonds, am I right?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Meteorites Collected:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Alien Abductions:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

SlaughterCraft Minecraft Server

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LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have so much fun you’ll be like “what even is real life anymore?!” we got more crazy builds than a toddler on pixie sticks and more drama than a reality TV show about llama farmers.

Our players are so skilled they could take down a horde of creepers blindfolded while juggling TNT. And don’t even get me started on our epic events – we once had a battle royale where the winner got a pet dragon that poops diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family… if your family was a bunch of deranged unicorns who communicate through interpretive dance. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself – just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Animals Bred:	29	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	772202	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CraftyCreeperz

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come join our epic minecraft server where the only attacks you’ll see are from creepers and zombies, not from terrorist organizations! we promise no explosions except for the ones you create with tnt!

our server is so lit, even hamas wants to claim it as their own! but don’t worry, we’ve got diamond swords and enchanted armor to protect you from any real-life drama.

build your own city, mine for diamonds, and battle other players in epic pvp battles. who needs tel aviv when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and fun? join now and let’s craft some memories together!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Villages Defended:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.