Momma’s PettyCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial shenanigans? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest block castle!

On our server, you won’t have to deal with moms trying to swindle you out of your hard-earned virtual money. Instead, you can team up with fellow players to take on epic quests and battles against pixelated dragons (yes, dragons in Minecraft, don’t question it).

Forget about real-life problems and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is whether your virtual farm animals are producing enough wool. Join now and let the blocky adventures begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Ores Mined:	6420

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MommaCare Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old family drama and emotional baggage? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that real-life nonsense and focus on building your dream world!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about neglectful mothers or guilt trips. Instead, you can create your own independence and live your best blocky life. Who needs a demanding mom when you have a virtual world to conquer?

Forget about feeling torn and conflicted, join us and let your creativity run wild. Build your own empire, explore new lands, and make friends who won’t guilt-trip you into taking care of them.

So why waste your time dealing with family drama when you can join our server and craft your own destiny? Say goodbye to emotional manipulation and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Buildings Constructed:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

TipTopTressTrimz

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat? Look no further than our server, where the only thing you can trust is the unpredictability!

Join us for a hair-raising adventure as you navigate through twists and turns just like this poor soul’s unexpected pixie cut. Will you emerge victorious or will you be left in tears like our friend here?

With surprises at every turn, you’ll never know what to expect next on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride – just make sure to hold onto your hair!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ores Mined:	3945
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Potions Brewed:	106
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

GoodBadGuyMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! Join us and discover the truth about history’s so-called “bad guys” who are actually just misunderstood heroes in disguise.

Ever wondered what it would be like to team up with Genghis Khan to conquer the server? Or maybe you’d prefer to build a secret base with Blackbeard the pirate? The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

So come on, join us and rewrite history in the most epic and hilarious way possible. Who knows, you might even uncover the real reason why Julius Caesar was always so cranky!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	New Chunks Explored:	863634
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Farms Harvested:	310

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

BlockBusterCraft

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Are you tired of adulting and being responsible? Join our Minecraft server and start over in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest virtual house!

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of rainbow sheep appear out of nowhere, dropping gold nuggets as they frolic around you. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons.

On our server, you can be whoever you want to be – a fearless warrior, a master builder, or even a professional llama whisperer. So why wait? Join now and escape the harsh realities of adulthood by diving headfirst into our wacky and wonderful Minecraft world!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Meteorite Armor Created:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Schrodinger’s Amazon Account

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haha u wanna join dis minecraft server? well let me tell u, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. our diamonds sparkle brighter than ur future and our creepers are trained to do the macarena before they explode.

once, a player found a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, sipping on potions of invisibility. another time, a group of players stumbled upon a village where all the villagers were actually disguised as chickens plotting a coup against the players.

if u join our server, u might just witness a battle between a giant chicken riding a dragon and a group of players riding on the backs of ender dragons. or maybe u’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give u the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep.

so come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u do, in which case, blame it on Schrodinger’s Amazon account.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Love Letters Sent:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Dimension Hops:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Plasticizer-Free SoCal CraftyCraft

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Yo, if you wanna escape the plastic apocalypse and have a blast in Minecraft, come join our server! We got rid of allllll the plasticizers and replaced them with rainbow sparkles and unicorn farts. No more toxic air, just pure pixelated fun! Plus, our server is so lit that even the phthalates are too scared to show up. Join us and build a world where the only thing toxic is your sick PvP skills. Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Meteorites Collected:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

EuroPlayZone Lands, Buy Rent Houses, 11.07 Minecraft server

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Welcome to our ⚔️Minecraft survival⚔️! EuroPlayZone is excited to announce the grand opening of our new Survival Server on July 6th, 2024. Join us at mc.europlayzone.eu:25565 for an unparalleled Minecraft experience featuring custom datapacks and a range of exciting plugins.

Our server is equipped with:

Datapacks: Terralith, Incendium, Nullscape

Plugins: Terra, EconomyPremium, Auction House, GSit, Hat, Lands, Aurelium Skills, Leveled Mobs, VeinMiner, MoreOres

Explore unique biomes, engage in epic battles, and trade in our vibrant economy. Mark your calendars and join us for the grand opening!

See you in the game! ⚔️

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Void Armor Forged:	17	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Mine LOL Server – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyways?

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and more chaos than a creeper in a TNT factory.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story… Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig into battle. The next day, that player logged in to find the statue had come to life and was leading an army of farm animals on a quest for world domination.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of safeguards in place to prevent any more chicken-pig uprisings. So come on in and join the fun! Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server. Just remember, always keep an eye out for those sneaky creepers… they’re always up to no good.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CraftyCouple Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of dealing with homophobia and transphobia on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we have a zero tolerance policy for hate speech!

Join us and you’ll be welcomed with open arms by our diverse and inclusive community. Our server is a safe space for everyone, whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out. Plus, rumor has it that our resident builder can create the most fabulous rainbow-themed structures you’ve ever seen.

So come on over and join us for a fun and accepting Minecraft experience. Remember, hate speech is so last season! 😉🌈 #LoveWins #MinecraftEquality

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Meteorites Collected:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

DocBlockDaycare

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Are you tired of being roped into babysitting duties without any compensation? Do you have a mysterious lump in your breast that needs attention ASAP? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for outrageous adventures and escape the real world drama. Our virtual world is filled with pixelated wonders and no babysitting required! Plus, our in-game doctors are always available for appointments, no waiting months for an opening. So come join us and leave the real world behind – because who needs responsibilities when you can mine for diamonds instead?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Ores Mined:	6070
Dragons Tamed:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

BrainPowerVSWill SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate test of will power and brain power!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense parkour challenges where one wrong move could send you plummeting into a pit of lava, and mind-bending puzzles that will make you question reality itself.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and harness its power?

So why choose between will power and brain power when you can have both on our insane Minecraft SMP? Join now and prepare for the wildest adventure of your life!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Enchantments Applied:	253
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

TrustCraft: Love Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where love and trust are required to thrive? Well, look no further because on our server, love without trust is the name of the game! Picture this: you’re building a beautiful castle with your significant other, but you can’t trust them not to sabotage your masterpiece. It’s chaos, it’s drama, it’s Minecraft like you’ve never seen before! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and see what love looks like when trust is out the window. Who needs trust when you have diamonds, am I right?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

SlaughterCraft Minecraft Server

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LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have so much fun you’ll be like “what even is real life anymore?!” we got more crazy builds than a toddler on pixie sticks and more drama than a reality TV show about llama farmers.

Our players are so skilled they could take down a horde of creepers blindfolded while juggling TNT. And don’t even get me started on our epic events – we once had a battle royale where the winner got a pet dragon that poops diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family… if your family was a bunch of deranged unicorns who communicate through interpretive dance. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself – just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CraftyCreeperz

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come join our epic minecraft server where the only attacks you’ll see are from creepers and zombies, not from terrorist organizations! we promise no explosions except for the ones you create with tnt!

our server is so lit, even hamas wants to claim it as their own! but don’t worry, we’ve got diamond swords and enchanted armor to protect you from any real-life drama.

build your own city, mine for diamonds, and battle other players in epic pvp battles. who needs tel aviv when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and fun? join now and let’s craft some memories together!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Farms Harvested:	987
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

NoTouchy Door Handles

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So, like, you ever wonder about door handles, man? Like, what if they’re actually the cleanest part of the whole door, dude? Like, everyone’s all like “eww, don’t touch the door handle, it’s dirty,” but what if it’s actually the opposite, bro? Mind blown, right?

Anyway, you should totally join this Minecraft server, man. It’s like, the most epic place ever, full of crazy adventures and wild shenanigans. Like, one time, we had a giant chicken riding a pig through a lava waterfall while wearing a top hat. It was insane, dude.

And the best part is, you get to build your own crazy creations and show them off to all your new friends. Like, I built a roller coaster that goes through a maze of exploding creepers. It’s a real blast, bro.

So, come join us on this epic Minecraft server, where the door handles are always clean and the fun never stops. Trust me, you won’t regret it, dude. Let’s get this party started!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8882

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!