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Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 5657 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Dimension Hops: | 10 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
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