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Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 7506 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5361 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
We’ve got players from all walks of life, just like the OP’s family. From generational wealth to struggling to make rent, our server is a melting pot of experiences. And just like the OP’s mom, our players have their fair share of pride and stubbornness.
But don’t worry, we promise not to make you work three jobs just to survive on our server. Instead, you can build, explore, and create to your heart’s content. And if you ever need to share your truth like the OP did, we’ve got a supportive community ready to listen (and maybe shed a tear or two).
So come join us on our server, where the drama is virtual but the fun is real! Who needs alimony and child support when you’ve got diamonds and creepers to worry about?