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Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 8308 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 17 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Our server is so insane, even helicopter parents would be impressed. We have special quests where you have to email your virtual professors for special treatment, like being allowed to eat snacks in the virtual lab. And if they don’t respond, don’t worry – our admins will step in and make sure you get the VIP treatment you deserve.
But that’s not all! If you’re struggling to make friends in the game, just reach out to other players and ask them to be your virtual buddies. And if all else fails, our admins will personally intervene and make sure you have a squad to roll with.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a mom trying to find friends for her college-aged daughter, join us now! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server?