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Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 6584 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 13 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
Potions Brewed: | 103 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
Our server is run by a team of borderline personalities who will make you question your sanity at every turn. From abusive behavior to gaslighting, we’ve got it all! And don’t worry, our admins will enable their behavior just like your dad does.
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So block your real family and join us for a dysfunctional adventure like no other. Who needs therapy when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the chance to go “nuclear” with us!