Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your own family? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, manipulation, and heart palpitations!

Our server is run by a team of borderline personalities who will make you question your sanity at every turn. From abusive behavior to gaslighting, we’ve got it all! And don’t worry, our admins will enable their behavior just like your dad does.

But wait, there’s more! Want to experience the thrill of being the scapegoat in a virtual world? Join now and get shoved down a flight of stairs by our friendly neighborhood mom character. She’ll even tell you to off yourself for that authentic experience.

So block your real family and join us for a dysfunctional adventure like no other. Who needs therapy when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the chance to go “nuclear” with us!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 103/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Crystal Wands Charged: 10
Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Lucid SMP

    Lucid SMP

    Lucid SMP is a Semi-Vanilla HermitCraft style SMP. We have a friendly staff team with a great community, and only a few plugins.We have no land claim, but to prevent griefers we have protection and rollback methods, so anything stolen will be replaced. We have a few plugins, such as vanilla tweaks and /home.There is no applications so you can just click join and then play!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Dimension Hops: 6
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Lone Survivor

    Lone Survivor

    Lone Survivor is a survival SMP server that welcomes all players. The primary focus of the server is survival and PVE however players that enjoy PVP can toggle it on and off. This allows players to play the way they want when they want.Quality of Life Features: – Teleportation – Homes – Random teleportation – GriefPreventionNow playable on Java and Bedrock!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 28
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 383

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Serenity Realms

    Serenity Realms

    Welcome to Serenity Realms!Serenity Realms is a community known for a great staff team and it’s friendly community. With over 5 years of experience in hosting Minecraft Servers, we aim to bring you a quality experience, bug and lag free.Zero Tolerance Anti-Grief Policy

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Demon Skulls Collected: 19 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 313
    Epic Shields Constructed: 35 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • PokeWild

    PokeWild

    PokéWild is a Non-Modded Pixelmon Survival Gamemode with tons of unique features!– Completely Vanilla, No Mods Needed! – Pokémon Generations 1 through 3! – Custom Crafting! – Unique Claim System!IP Address: play.pokewild.com Website: https://pokewild.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQtr95SMmg Store: https://store.pokewild.com/

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • CladeCraft

    CladeCraft

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 39 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 85 Cursed Amulets Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Ellenor

    Ellenor

    Ellenor is an Economy based survival server with many extras. There is a wide arrange of minigames for you to play, jobs to earn extra money with, MCMMO and a discord where everyone comes together.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 29 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Minecraft Lucid Access (MCLA)

    Minecraft Lucid Access (MCLA)

    Looking for a server that have long lasting end-game experience and friendly community where both Premium and Cracked can join too?Gamemodes: – Survival RPG – Skyblock – ON Prison – Parkour – Enhanced Vanilla – The Walking Dead – BedWars – Lots of MiniGames!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 27 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Camp Half-Blood

    Camp Half-Blood

    Welcome, Demigod!Play Minecraft in a Percy Jackson – based server! We have weekly events, as well as gameplay of survival in Camp Half-Blood, quests in Mount Olympus, team games in the Parthenon, and Athena-inspired design contests in our creative world! Opt-In at: www.camphalfbloodaustin.org/minecraft Join server with IP: minecraft.camphalfbloodaustin.org

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 6 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Herobrine.org

    Herobrine.org

    Herobrine is a Minecraft server bringing players together in one place. Join our community and make new friends to play with!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 11 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Runes Activated: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • The Uncensored Library

    The Uncensored Library

    The Uncensored Library. [1.14.4]

    Come learn about the history. The #1 Hated Server among GovernmentsSite: https://uncensoredlibrary.com/ IP: visit.uncensoredlibrary.com

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 14
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • SkNetwork

    SkNetwork

    SkPrison 1.8-1.19 • A Custom, Unique OPPrison Experience • Extremely OPPrison Server. Forget about Trillions, Quadrillions… Welcome the Decillions • Fortune 1 BILLION Pickaxes • FREE Autosell •

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 12 Void Gems Collected: 34
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Secret Guilds Joined: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Red&Co

    Red&Co

    A goddam good frenchy server ! Play with all your friends in a lot of games for free! Server Address PC / Mac: play.redandco.fr

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19
    Divine Spears Created: 22 Villages Defended: 19
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 17 Emeralds Found: 1800
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Lost Lands Redux

    Lost Lands Redux

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 46 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 47 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 33 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Mistylands Friendly Survival Est.2010

    Mistylands Friendly Survival Est.2010

    Welcome to Mistylands Friendly Survival.Mistylands began it’s journey all the way back in Alpha October 2010! We are a down to earth friendly Survival server with a very kind and active community.We offer custom items, quests, player shops, events and much more! So grab your friends and come say hi to our lovely community!Discord – https://discord.gg/68jcMPbjaf Server Ip – mistylands.net

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 19 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Epic Quests Completed: 14

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • NEST DARK

    NEST DARK

    Dark MiniGames Network – Take off your fun! Operative game modes: – SkyWars – BedWars – TheBridge – RankUP We are waiting for you!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ores Mined: 5253 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 22
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 245 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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