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Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 2889 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
Mines Excavated: | 2755 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 64 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
And let me tell you, our community is like a big ol’ family, just like how my mom used to make the best cookies in the world and everyone wanted to be at our house. So if you wanna feel that warm, fuzzy feeling of being wanted and loved, you gotta join this SMP, trust me bro.
Also, our server has the rarest diamonds and emeralds you’ll ever see, like, they sparkle brighter than my mom’s diamond ring she got from a leprechaun. So if you wanna be rolling in riches and flex on all your friends, you gotta join this SMP, no cap.
So come on, bro, join us and be part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. And who knows, maybe you’ll find a new mom figure in our server owner who can bake cookies just like mine, bro!