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Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 4552 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 2553 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
Buildings Constructed: | 36 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Treasure Maps Found: | 5 |
Picture this: your mom insists on joining you in-game, but instead of helping you mine for diamonds, she starts FaceTiming her boyfriend and airing out all your personal business. The doctor in-game even has to step in to save the day (Go Nancy!).
But wait, there’s more! After the chaos, your mom runs off crying and your uncle swoops in to call you an asshole for not appreciating her efforts. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and family drama that you won’t find on any other server.
So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and prepare for the unexpected. Who knows, maybe your mom will show up in-game and cause some virtual chaos too!