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Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 1011 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 2029 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Just like this OP’s mother, our server is terminally ill…with excitement! Explore our vast world and uncover hidden treasures while dodging creepers and zombies. Who needs end of life care when you can respawn and keep on playing?
Join now and show your siblings who’s boss by dominating in PvP battles and building the most epic structures. Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into helping out – on this server, it’s every player for themselves!
So what are you waiting for? Come join the server where family drama takes a backseat to epic adventures and endless fun!