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Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 3757 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 12 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 35 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
Just like this OP’s mother, our server is terminally ill…with excitement! Explore our vast world and uncover hidden treasures while dodging creepers and zombies. Who needs end of life care when you can respawn and keep on playing?
Join now and show your siblings who’s boss by dominating in PvP battles and building the most epic structures. Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into helping out – on this server, it’s every player for themselves!
So what are you waiting for? Come join the server where family drama takes a backseat to epic adventures and endless fun!