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Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 837 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
Love Letters Sent: | 7 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
Just like this OP’s mother, our server is terminally ill…with excitement! Explore our vast world and uncover hidden treasures while dodging creepers and zombies. Who needs end of life care when you can respawn and keep on playing?
Join now and show your siblings who’s boss by dominating in PvP battles and building the most epic structures. Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into helping out – on this server, it’s every player for themselves!
So what are you waiting for? Come join the server where family drama takes a backseat to epic adventures and endless fun!