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Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 2461 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 14 | Dimension Hops: | 2 |
Zombie Dances: | 7 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
Villages Defended: | 5 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
Our server is so inclusive that even unicorns and dragons are welcome to play. In fact, our server is so magical that it cured one player’s leukemia just by logging in!
Join us for epic battles against evil mobs, build magnificent castles, and explore hidden treasures in our vast world. And don’t worry, we promise never to address you as just a “mom” or “dad” – you’re part of our crazy Minecraft family now!
So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s mine our way to victory on the most outrageous Minecraft server in the universe!