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Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 8873 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
Emeralds Found: | 7819 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Our server is so inclusive that even unicorns and dragons are welcome to play. In fact, our server is so magical that it cured one player’s leukemia just by logging in!
Join us for epic battles against evil mobs, build magnificent castles, and explore hidden treasures in our vast world. And don’t worry, we promise never to address you as just a “mom” or “dad” – you’re part of our crazy Minecraft family now!
So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s mine our way to victory on the most outrageous Minecraft server in the universe!