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Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 5425 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
Alien Abductions: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 28 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Divine Spears Created: | 16 |
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