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Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 5344 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
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