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Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 4583 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
Mines Excavated: | 1809 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7368 |
Potions Brewed: | 71 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
Our server is so epic that even deleting your mother’s number from your phone will seem like a walk in the park compared to the challenges you’ll face here. We’ve got dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Kevin who will guide you on your quest for glory.
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a rainbow llama into battle, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for the title of Minecraft champion.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who needs a full phone book when you’ve got us? Let’s get this party started!