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Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 2646 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
Our server is so epic that even deleting your mother’s number from your phone will seem like a walk in the park compared to the challenges you’ll face here. We’ve got dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Kevin who will guide you on your quest for glory.
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a rainbow llama into battle, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for the title of Minecraft champion.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who needs a full phone book when you’ve got us? Let’s get this party started!