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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 799 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 16 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8837 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Our server is so epic that even deleting your mother’s number from your phone will seem like a walk in the park compared to the challenges you’ll face here. We’ve got dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Kevin who will guide you on your quest for glory.
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a rainbow llama into battle, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for the title of Minecraft champion.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who needs a full phone book when you’ve got us? Let’s get this party started!