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Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 2775 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 8 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 25 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
New Chunks Explored: | 278653 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 14 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
Our server is so epic that even deleting your mother’s number from your phone will seem like a walk in the park compared to the challenges you’ll face here. We’ve got dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Kevin who will guide you on your quest for glory.
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a rainbow llama into battle, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for the title of Minecraft champion.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who needs a full phone book when you’ve got us? Let’s get this party started!