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Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 1738 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 11 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 |
Alien Abductions: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 17 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 176886 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
Our server is so epic that even deleting your mother’s number from your phone will seem like a walk in the park compared to the challenges you’ll face here. We’ve got dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Kevin who will guide you on your quest for glory.
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a rainbow llama into battle, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for the title of Minecraft champion.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who needs a full phone book when you’ve got us? Let’s get this party started!