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Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 4565 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 |
Mines Excavated: | 3809 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
Our server is so epic that even deleting your mother’s number from your phone will seem like a walk in the park compared to the challenges you’ll face here. We’ve got dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Kevin who will guide you on your quest for glory.
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a rainbow llama into battle, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for the title of Minecraft champion.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who needs a full phone book when you’ve got us? Let’s get this party started!