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Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 8658 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 21 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
Ores Mined: | 2848 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
Our server is so epic that even deleting your mother’s number from your phone will seem like a walk in the park compared to the challenges you’ll face here. We’ve got dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Kevin who will guide you on your quest for glory.
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a rainbow llama into battle, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for the title of Minecraft champion.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who needs a full phone book when you’ve got us? Let’s get this party started!