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Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 8652 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
Chimeras Created: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 48 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Love Letters Sent: | 6 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
Our server is so epic that even deleting your mother’s number from your phone will seem like a walk in the park compared to the challenges you’ll face here. We’ve got dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Kevin who will guide you on your quest for glory.
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a rainbow llama into battle, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for the title of Minecraft champion.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who needs a full phone book when you’ve got us? Let’s get this party started!