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Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 9540 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
Ores Mined: | 6801 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Herobrine Sightings: | 1 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 22 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 113 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Our server is so epic that even deleting your mother’s number from your phone will seem like a walk in the park compared to the challenges you’ll face here. We’ve got dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Kevin who will guide you on your quest for glory.
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a rainbow llama into battle, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for the title of Minecraft champion.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who needs a full phone book when you’ve got us? Let’s get this party started!