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Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 9049 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Magic Crystals Found: | 21 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 12 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Treasure Maps Found: | 11 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7553 |
Our server is so epic that even deleting your mother’s number from your phone will seem like a walk in the park compared to the challenges you’ll face here. We’ve got dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Kevin who will guide you on your quest for glory.
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a rainbow llama into battle, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for the title of Minecraft champion.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who needs a full phone book when you’ve got us? Let’s get this party started!