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Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 4839 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Enchantments Applied: | 97 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 60 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
Our server is so epic that even deleting your mother’s number from your phone will seem like a walk in the park compared to the challenges you’ll face here. We’ve got dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Kevin who will guide you on your quest for glory.
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a rainbow llama into battle, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for the title of Minecraft champion.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who needs a full phone book when you’ve got us? Let’s get this party started!