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Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 8040 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
Our server is so epic that even deleting your mother’s number from your phone will seem like a walk in the park compared to the challenges you’ll face here. We’ve got dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Kevin who will guide you on your quest for glory.
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a rainbow llama into battle, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for the title of Minecraft champion.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who needs a full phone book when you’ve got us? Let’s get this party started!