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Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 9647 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 13 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 8 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 |
Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 6 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 | Emeralds Found: | 3069 |
Love Letters Sent: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Our server is so epic that even deleting your mother’s number from your phone will seem like a walk in the park compared to the challenges you’ll face here. We’ve got dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Kevin who will guide you on your quest for glory.
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a rainbow llama into battle, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for the title of Minecraft champion.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who needs a full phone book when you’ve got us? Let’s get this party started!