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Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 5797 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 28 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 | Magic Crystals Found: | 15 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 42 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Our server is so epic that even deleting your mother’s number from your phone will seem like a walk in the park compared to the challenges you’ll face here. We’ve got dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Kevin who will guide you on your quest for glory.
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a rainbow llama into battle, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for the title of Minecraft champion.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who needs a full phone book when you’ve got us? Let’s get this party started!