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Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 8549 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Divine Spears Created: | 26 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 91 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 37 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 87 |
Our server is so epic that even deleting your mother’s number from your phone will seem like a walk in the park compared to the challenges you’ll face here. We’ve got dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Kevin who will guide you on your quest for glory.
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a rainbow llama into battle, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for the title of Minecraft champion.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who needs a full phone book when you’ve got us? Let’s get this party started!