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Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 3576 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Votes: | 7952 | Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 9 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 23 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
Our server is so epic that even deleting your mother’s number from your phone will seem like a walk in the park compared to the challenges you’ll face here. We’ve got dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Kevin who will guide you on your quest for glory.
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a rainbow llama into battle, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for the title of Minecraft champion.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who needs a full phone book when you’ve got us? Let’s get this party started!