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Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 174 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
Magic Items Found: | 1506 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 25 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Divine Spears Created: | 13 |
Alien Abductions: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Mines Excavated: | 2154 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Our server is so epic that even deleting your mother’s number from your phone will seem like a walk in the park compared to the challenges you’ll face here. We’ve got dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Kevin who will guide you on your quest for glory.
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a rainbow llama into battle, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for the title of Minecraft champion.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who needs a full phone book when you’ve got us? Let’s get this party started!