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Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 7934 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
Towns Built: | 8 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Our server is so epic that even deleting your mother’s number from your phone will seem like a walk in the park compared to the challenges you’ll face here. We’ve got dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Kevin who will guide you on your quest for glory.
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a rainbow llama into battle, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for the title of Minecraft champion.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who needs a full phone book when you’ve got us? Let’s get this party started!