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Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 8968 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 22 | Magic Crystals Found: | 6 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Our server is so epic that even deleting your mother’s number from your phone will seem like a walk in the park compared to the challenges you’ll face here. We’ve got dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Kevin who will guide you on your quest for glory.
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a rainbow llama into battle, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for the title of Minecraft champion.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who needs a full phone book when you’ve got us? Let’s get this party started!