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Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 8833 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 47 |
Dimension Hops: | 9 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering hidden secrets, just like the ones my mom conveniently left out when she told her friends about me calling her an enabler. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?
And if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a crime show, you’ll fit right in. Just like how my brother got away with every crime he ever committed – except on our server, there’s no getting away with anything!
So come on down to our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is my family dynamics. Trust me, you won’t be disappointed!