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Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 5907 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 14 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 9997 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 53 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
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