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Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 8178 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Villages Defended: | 5 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 39 |
Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 5 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
Farms Harvested: | 299 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
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