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Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 6810 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 19 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Dimension Hops: | 11 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 14 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
Join us for a virtual adventure where you can escape from the responsibilities of real life, just like Mia tried to escape from babysitting her own child. We promise not to call the police if you decide to ditch your in-game responsibilities to hang out with your virtual friends.
With a community as dysfunctional as Mia’s family, you’ll fit right in! Who needs real parents when you have fellow gamers who understand the struggle of balancing adult responsibilities with teenage desires?
So come on down to our server, where the drama is as intense as Mia’s family arguments. And remember, the only thing we’re abandoning here is logic and reason. See you in the game!