MomCraft: Git Gud or GTFO | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being late is not an option! Are you tired of players showing up late to important events and expecting you to catch them up on everything? Well, on our server, we have a strict policy against tardiness.

Join us and experience the thrill of being on time for every epic battle and quest. No more distractions or excuses, just pure gaming fun! And don’t worry, we have a special “Mom Mode” for those who claim being a parent is an excuse for being late.

So come on, join us and show Gabby from our PhD program how it’s done. Let’s see if she can keep up with the pace of our Minecraft adventures! Remember, on our server, punctuality is key to success. See you there!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	976417
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	7996
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Dragons Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Love Bytes Server

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so, like, this server is like, soooo lit, you won’t even believe it, bro. like, the scientists are all like, “yo, our brains react differently to love, man.” and we’re all like, “whoa, dude, that’s deep.” but, like, on this server, our brains react to love in the most insane ways, bro.

like, when you join this server, you’ll feel a love so strong, it’ll activate all the neural pathways in your brain at once. you’ll be building with blocks and mining for diamonds, but also feeling the love of a thousand suns. it’s like, next level stuff, man.

and, like, the different types of love on this server are wild, bro. there’s, like, platonic love where you’ll be giving your buddies virtual hugs and high fives all day long. then there’s, like, romantic love where you’ll be crafting love letters out of redstone and roses. it’s, like, a love fest up in here, man.

so, like, if you wanna experience a love like no other, come join this server, bro. your brain will thank you, and your heart will be overflowing with joy. it’s, like, a love revolution, man. don’t miss out on the craziest love-filled Minecraft experience of your life.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

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The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Cool S Appreciation Thread Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all things cool and epic!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as it transforms into a giant robot that fights off hordes of zombie villagers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Cool S, a mysterious figure who roams the land on a unicorn made of rainbows. Rumor has it that if you find and befriend Cool S, you’ll be granted unlimited diamonds and the ability to turn into a dragon at will.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into next?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Villages Defended:	17	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Ragna Crimson Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride that even anime adaptations couldn’t handle! We’ve got secret extra chapters hidden throughout the server that will blow your mind. Rumor has it, one player found a hidden chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and a talking llama companion. Who knows what other surprises are waiting for you in our wacky world. So come join us and uncover the mysteries that even anime couldn’t handle!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	30

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

MisunderstoodMemeQueen – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being misunderstood in the real world? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where everyone speaks in emojis and communicates solely through interpretive dance! No more awkward misunderstandings, just pure chaotic fun! Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to mess with players by turning their houses upside down. So if you’re looking for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience, come join us and show the world the real you…or at least your pixelated avatar! 😜🕺👻

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

BlockBusters

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Are you tired of breaking boring habits like biting your nails or eating too much junk food? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server and break the habit of not playing enough Minecraft!

Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about those other pesky habits. We have so much fun and excitement waiting for you, you won’t even remember what it was like to bite your nails or eat junk food.

Join us and embark on crazy adventures, build insane structures, and battle epic mobs. Who needs to break boring habits when you can join our server and break blocks instead? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	8290	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

GenocideGamerGirl

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so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, imagine a world where french women are like, accused of genocide in syria, but in minecraft form! join us for the most epic adventure of your life, where you can build, mine, and troll your way to victory! plus, we have this secret hidden dungeon where you can find rare loot and maybe even uncover the truth behind the french woman’s trial. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this craziness! come join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	287
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	310
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Orphan Lit Roleplay

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so, like, u ever wanted to be an orphan in minecraft? well, now u can! join our server and become the ultimate literary role model! u can be like harry potter or annie or even oliver twist!

we have an orphanage where u can live and do chores and stuff. but watch out, cuz there’s a secret tunnel that leads to a magical world full of diamonds and dragons and stuff.

if u join our server, u can also adopt a pet creeper and teach it tricks. like, imagine a creeper doing backflips and stuff. it’s wild.

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every week where u can compete in a hunger games-style battle royale. winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples.

so come join our server and live out ur orphan dreams. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Antarctica Greenery Expansion Server

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Yo, you ever seen plants growin’ in Antarctica? Well, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got plants poppin’ up everywhere like it’s a dang rainforest! Come join us and witness the madness of vegetation takin’ over the icy lands of Antarctica!

We got trees taller than the Eiffel Tower, flowers bigger than your momma’s house, and grass greener than a leprechaun’s underwear! It’s a botanical bonanza up in here, and you don’t wanna miss out on the plant party of the century!

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready to explore the wildest, greenest, most plant-tastic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Join us now and be a part of history as we watch Antarctica turn into a freakin’ jungle right before our very eyes! Let’s get growin’, baby!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Free Okinawa Mansion Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do all that and more! Join us and not only will you get a free trip to Okinawa, but you’ll also receive a hefty sum of free money and a beautiful house complete with a black Asian girlfriend! And get this – all you have to do is prove that your city is a “twin town” with Okinawa according to Wikipedia. It’s that easy! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living your best life in Minecraft!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Dragons Tamed:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	45

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Dutchies Rule Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our totally not racist, definitely not discriminatory Minecraft SMP! We don’t discriminate against anyone except for those darn Belgians, Jews, and anyone named Jennie (seriously, what did Jennie do to deserve this?).

Join our server for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and the occasional dance party in the Nether. We have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server, so you better watch your back.

But don’t worry, we also have a thriving economy based on trading diamonds for stacks of dirt. And every full moon, we gather around a campfire to tell ghost stories about Herobrine and his pet chicken.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Just remember, if your name is Jennie, you better watch out.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Alien Abductions:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

SkillfulSMP: UselessButHandy

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mastering is the art of mining? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to show off your useless skills that actually come in handy!

Join us and become the reigning champion of the “Most Random Useless Skill” competition! Have you mastered the art of juggling while riding a pig? Or perhaps you can recite the entire Bee Movie script backwards? Whatever your useless skill may be, we want to see it in action!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Taco Tuesday” event, where players must battle it out in a fierce taco-eating competition to win the coveted title of “Taco King”. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this epic showdown of gastronomic proportions.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your useless skills shine like never before! Who knows, you may just find yourself saving the day with your unexpected talents in the most absurd ways possible.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

WorkCraft: Inappropriate Edition

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Are you tired of being a responsible adult all day? Come join our Minecraft server where inappropriate behavior is not only encouraged, it’s required!

Once, a player built a giant statue of their boss and then proceeded to blow it up with TNT as a form of stress relief. Another time, someone built a secret underground lair filled with inappropriate memes and jokes that only the bravest players could find.

Join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and questionable decisions. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Wormwood’s Tubby Cure Server

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got that African wormwood compound up in here! It’s like a potion straight outta Harry Potter, but for realzies! This stuff can take out them pesky mycobacteria that causes tuberculosis like it’s nothin’.

Picture this: you’re chillin’ in your Minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a dope castle, when suddenly you start coughing and feelin’ feverish. But fear not, my friend, cuz on this server, we got that African wormwood on deck to cure you right up!

So come on down and join us, where we’re killin’ tuberculosis and buildin’ epic creations at the same time. It’s a win-win, baby! Let’s get crafty and stay healthy together on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Dooby’s Jerboa Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take jumping to a whole new level! Join us on our crazy train-bound adventures with Dooby, the mouse vtuber who is always up for some roingus shenanigans.

On October 20th, something wild is going down on the server – you won’t want to miss it! Team up with fellow train enthusiasts, gator lovers, and anyone else who’s ready to jump into the madness.

But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll unlock secret levels, discover hidden treasures, and maybe even encounter a real-life jumping mouse (okay, maybe not, but a player dressed as one is just as good).

So hop on board, like, subscribe, and follow Dooby’s socials to stay in the loop. And remember, the previous station may have been fun, but this one is where the real party’s at! Let’s get roingus, baby!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Gods Slained:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”