come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing you’ll inherit is FUN! forget about that boring real life stuff, on our server you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content. plus, we have a special feature where if your minecraft mom has symptoms of alzheimer’s disease, you’ll find extra rare diamonds in the game! it’s like a genetic jackpot, baby! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some serious adventure on our server. who needs real life when you can have all the fun in the virtual world? let’s goooooo!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 92/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6
Holy Grails Found: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
Meteorite Armor Created: 11 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 10

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • KoreaCraft: Where Dreams Come True!

    KoreaCraft: Where Dreams Come True!
    Welcome to a Minecraft server where we embrace all things wacky and wild! Are you tired of boring old Korea and wish you were a fierce Mongolian warrior instead? Well, this is the server for you!

    Join us for epic battles against Japanese invaders in the south and Mongolian conquerors in the north. Embrace your inner Mongolian and ride into battle on a virtual horse, wielding a pixelated sword with pride.

    Forget about Korea, it doesn’t even deserve to exist in our Minecraft world. So come on, join us and let’s conquer, build, and laugh together in this crazy alternate reality. Who needs Korea when you can be a Mongolian master on our server?

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 1797
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5899 Rune Stones Activated: 10
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Neuro’s Netherworld – The Hive of LOLs

    Neuro’s Netherworld – The Hive of LOLs
    Join our Minecraft server today and welcome our new AI overlord, Neuro-sama! Who is Neuro-sama, you ask? Well, she’s a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 to learn how to play osu! But wait, there’s more! In December 2022, Vedal upgraded Neuro-sama with a language model, TTS software, and even a VTube Studio model. Now, she can interact with her chat as a VTuber, entertaining them with responses, unhinged rants, singing, playing games, and collabing with other VTubers. It’s a wild ride, folks!

    But that’s not all! Check out our schedule for all the crazy events happening on the server. And don’t forget to follow Neuro-sama on Twitch, YouTube, and Twitter for even more AI shenanigans.

    Need some educational AI content? We got you covered with helpful videos and resources. Want to learn how to make an AI like Neuro-sama? Check out this link. And if you’re really serious about AI, dive into these resources.

    Don’t miss out on our exclusive merch featuring Neuro-sama at uwumarket.us. And be sure to explore our related/friend threads like /vt//lig/ and /vt//waifu/. Lia from Phase Connect approves!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and witness the madness of Neuro-sama firsthand. It’s a virtual adventure like no other!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Towns Built: 6
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • TobyCraft – Foxes & Fun for Everyone!

    TobyCraft – Foxes & Fun for Everyone!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as legendary as Toby Fox himself? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, I was chilling in Various Places, minding my own business, when suddenly I saw Toby Fox in all his glory. He was talking about the Earthbound Halloween Hack and dropping hints about the elusive Deltarune Chapter 3. And you know what he said? “It’ll be out when it’s out.” That’s some serious dedication right there.

    But wait, it gets even better. Temmie Chang was there too, the one and only Temmie Chang. Can you believe it? It’s like a dream come true. So if you want to be part of a server that’s endorsed by the gods of indie gaming, then look no further. Join us and experience the greatness for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some secret Easter eggs that’ll blow your mind. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Runes Activated: 8 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Emeralds Found: 3028
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 19
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6747 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • LostCraft: Where even the creepers ask, ‘Are you lost?’

    LostCraft: Where even the creepers ask, ‘Are you lost?’
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the grave of boredom!

    Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword that will grant you eternal life in the game! Rumor has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can wield this powerful weapon and become immortal in the Minecraft world.

    But beware, there are evil mobs and treacherous traps lurking around every corner, waiting to test your skills and courage. Will you be able to overcome all obstacles and claim your rightful place as the ruler of this virtual realm?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and defy death itself in the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Remember, only the strongest survive in this wild and crazy world.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Blocky Dicks & Bricks: Where Size Matters

    Blocky Dicks & Bricks: Where Size Matters
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate all types of players, even the ones who think they have “undesired traits” in the real world!

    Are you a short cute boy who can’t seem to catch a break with the ladies? Fear not, for on our server, you will be adored by all!

    Are you a fat guy who feels like no one appreciates your curves? Well, here, your chunkiness is celebrated and loved by all!

    Are you a bald dude who is tired of being overlooked? Join us, where your shiny head will be the envy of all!

    Even if you are an Indian man or an artist, who are often seen as “undesirable” in the dating world, on our server, you will find your perfect match!

    But hey, we do have one rule – if you have a sub-6-incher, you can complain about that. We totally get it. But other than that, no more whining about not being able to find a girlfriend!

    So come on over to our server and let your Minecraft character find love and acceptance in a world where being neurotic and insecure is totally cool!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 43
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Horror Stories Survived: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • CraftyCreeperCapers: LOLz & Rage-Inducing Moments

    CraftyCreeperCapers: LOLz & Rage-Inducing Moments
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner minecraft warrior and conquer the virtual world like a boss!

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant zombies with diamond swords, building majestic castles that reach the sky, and riding on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you heard that right!).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who will challenge you to epic duels and reward you with rare loot if you emerge victorious.

    So why wait? Join our server now and show the world that you are the ultimate Minecraft champion! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 6 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 17
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Blocky LOLs: ‘>YLYL’ Minecraft Server

    Blocky LOLs: ‘>YLYL’ Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Join us if you want to ROFL all day long with our hilarious community of players.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds. But when they tried to take them, the diamonds turned into dancing llamas! True story, bro.

    But that’s not all! Our server has a YOLO zone where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that poops rainbows. It’s like a magical LOL dream come true!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. #YOLO #MinecraftMadness

    Disclaimer: No llamas were harmed in the making of this server.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 18 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13 Gryphons Tamed: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • GobbleCraft: Where IQs are higher than turkeys

    GobbleCraft: Where IQs are higher than turkeys
    🤣🤣🤣 Yo, you ever heard of a Minecraft server so lit that it actually makes turkeys smarter? Well, our server is so 🔥🔥 that the average IQ of Turkey has dropped from 89 to 87 just from playing on it! 🦃🧠

    Join us for some epic adventures and mind-blowing challenges that will have you questioning reality. Our server is like a virtual rollercoaster ride, except instead of loops and drops, you’ll be facing off against zombie pigmen and building epic castles with your friends.

    So why wait? Come join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the web. Who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock the secret to turkey intelligence while you’re at it! 🤪🦃🎮

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 9
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 19
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3906 Demon Skulls Collected: 37

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Creepers R Us: ‘There, he said it’

    Creepers R Us: ‘There, he said it’
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, STOP spinning your own narratives and join our server for a wild ride like no other!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden diamond castle guarded by llamas in tuxedos. Legend has it that whoever finds this castle will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden carrots for eternity.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret disco party where players can dance the night away with creeper DJs spinning the hottest tunes. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it flies through the sky.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 17
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 58 Cursed Swords Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • KraftyKino: Level Up Your LOLs!

    KraftyKino: Level Up Your LOLs!

    Are you ready for a Minecraft server experience that will blow your mind and take you to a whole new level of fun?

    Join our server and prepare for epic adventures that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Our world is filled with ridiculously awesome builds, crazy mini-games, and insane challenges that will test your skills to the max.

    But that’s not all – we also have unicorns roaming the land, dragons guarding hidden treasures, and aliens dropping in from outer space to join the fun. You never know what weird and wonderful surprises await you around every corner.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Falling into the Void: 1 Emeralds Found: 4481

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Pixel Pals: Where Palestine Doesn’t Exist!

    Pixel Pals: Where Palestine Doesn’t Exist!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Well, look no further because our server is out of this world! Join us and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have NO SUCH THING AS PALESTINE!!! That’s right, you heard it here first folks! We don’t follow the rules of reality, we make our own rules here.

    But wait, there’s more! We have Christ haters, false Christians, and Americans exalting Israel and Jews all in one place! It’s a wild ride, let me tell you. Our server is like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form.

    Join now and witness the drama unfold! Who knows, you might even get banned for being “totally lost” like some of our other players. It’s all part of the fun on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 83
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Crafty28 – Building Blocks and Birthday Cake!

    Crafty28 – Building Blocks and Birthday Cake!

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the owner is just 2 years away from becoming a wizard! Why should you join? Well, for starters, the owner has no friends, no job, and still lives with their parents. But don’t worry, that just means they have plenty of time to dedicate to making this server the most magical place in all of Minecraft!

    Join us now and embark on a journey filled with adventure, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of magic! Who needs a job when you can spend your days building epic structures and battling fierce mobs alongside a soon-to-be wizard?

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the owner moves out of their parents’ basement)!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 46 Demon Skulls Collected: 34
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Dimension Hops: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Crafting Cursed Energy: Jujutsu Kaisen Server

    Crafting Cursed Energy: Jujutsu Kaisen Server
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with DIAMONDS and EMERALDS! Legend has it that if you join our server, you too could stumble upon this treasure and become the richest player in all of Minecraft land.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of LLAMA warriors who ride into battle on their trusty steeds, armed with nothing but their wits and their spit attacks. If you’re lucky, you might even be invited to join their ranks and become a legendary LLAMA warrior yourself.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the EPIC adventures, the hidden treasures, and the hilarious antics that await you. And remember, on our server, even the little scissor cuts are CUTE!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 28 Divine Spears Created: 26
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 33 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 18
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2449 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Gym Rat’s Minecraft Madness

    Gym Rat’s Minecraft Madness

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can DESTROY the ego of that gym bro who thinks he’s all that! Join us and show off your gaming skills to put him in his place. Our server is filled with challenges and quests that will make him question his entire existence. Plus, you can build a virtual gym where he can struggle to lift pixelated weights with even worse form. It’s time to teach this gym bro a lesson he’ll never forget!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • YeehawCraft – Saddle up with Southern charm & friends

    YeehawCraft – Saddle up with Southern charm & friends
    Welcome to our Young Thugs edition Minecraft server, where chaos reigns and mischief is always afoot!

    Join us if you want to ride cows into battle, build castles made entirely of diamonds, and engage in epic water balloon fights with other players.

    Our server is home to the legendary Unicorn Army, who ride into battle on rainbow-colored pigs and shoot fireworks from their fingertips.

    If you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden disco party cave, where the music never stops and the creepers know how to bust a move.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 14
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 17
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 27

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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