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| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 7564 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more drama than a Dodgers player contract negotiation! Witness Ohtani searching for baseball cards of his own exposed penis, while Crawford plans to retire and meet his fate at sea like a true sailor. The Dodgers are adding Snell in a seductive whisper, while the Rays face a stadium decision that may lead them to play at Raymonds next year. And let’s not forget about the Dodgers minor leaguer who got suspended for doping, cattle rustling, and debauchery – talk about a triple threat! Join now to be a part of teams like the Recker gang bang club FC and the Kansas City Queens – it’s a guaranteed adventure you won’t want to miss!
