Mitsubishi’s LOL Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually mine and craft stuff? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can just sit back and watch your character do all the work for you! That’s right, we have a team of highly trained hamsters running on wheels to power your virtual avatar. Just sit back, relax, and let the hamsters do all the heavy lifting!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Mitsubishisama, a mystical being who will grant you three wishes if you can find him hidden somewhere in the world. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up flooding the entire server with bling. Oops!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the hamsters’ stamina). AHAHAHA OH NONONONNO FORGIVE ME MITSUBISHISAMA, but you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	58	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Towns Built:	1
Villages Defended:	19	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Magic Items Found:	5993	Love Letters Sent:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Emeralds Found:	2062	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Magic Items Found:	4908	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Magic Items Found:	8533	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Meteorites Collected:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Hopela – Survival

Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ores Mined:	8382	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	56
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2464	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Dragons Tamed:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Ores Mined:	1486	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	126	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	210

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Star Shards Collected:	148
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Void Armor Forged:	20	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.