Mitsubishi’s LOL Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually mine and craft stuff? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can just sit back and watch your character do all the work for you! That’s right, we have a team of highly trained hamsters running on wheels to power your virtual avatar. Just sit back, relax, and let the hamsters do all the heavy lifting!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Mitsubishisama, a mystical being who will grant you three wishes if you can find him hidden somewhere in the world. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up flooding the entire server with bling. Oops!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the hamsters’ stamina). AHAHAHA OH NONONONNO FORGIVE ME MITSUBISHISAMA, but you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Crops Grown:	3410
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

VillageCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	New Chunks Explored:	238064
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Divine Spears Created:	25
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Animals Bred:	55

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

McCaverns

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

PandaCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	165
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Potions Brewed:	53
Falling into the Void:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Renatus Network

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Renatus Network BATTLEGROUNDS OFFICIALLY RELEASED /server Battlegrounds JOIN NOW – Renatus.ccParkour Are you ready to take your parkour and speedrunning skills to the next level? With over 400+ levels, including iconic levels like Rainbow, Rocky, and Dungeon, and our unique Infinite Parkour and racing feature, you’ll be in for an adventure like no other.Battlegrounds Are you ready for the ultimate PvP experience? Introduce Battlegrounds, the newest and most thrilling KitPvP gamemode out there. With a roster of over 20+ unique champions, each with their special abilities and power-ups, you’ll have the chance to play as your favorite character and dominate the battlefield.JOIN OVER ONE MILLION UNIQUE PLAYERS Renatus Network has been around since 2012! Over the years, we’ve used that time to refine our game modes into something truly special for every player. With our over 10 years of experience, we understand the importance of community. So we welcome YOU with open arms. Join Renatus and be a part of the community that is standing 10 years strong.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Dimension Hops:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Buildings Constructed:	42
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

TANOMI

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

You have reached the official page of a unique Minecraft server with new features that open up for you a fresh look at the game and the difficulty of survival. This is an amazing world where you can be anyone: choose your play style! Exciting systems of new enchantments, fishing, mining, unique monsters, a whole list of new equipment and much more await you! All this without mods, without downloading a launcher. We don’t put labels on players like RP servers do, you can be whoever you want, whenever you want, and the standard of living that you want. And we will try to preserve your gameplay for a long time, because we do not have wipes of the main world. You can access us even from a non-licensed client, so you don’t need to spend extra money on purchasing a mojang account. We have the most friendly and sociable community of players and administration! Only you decide how the history of the world you live in will go! Come in and show yourself!Read the detailed description in our VK group or on the website.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mines Excavated:	3206
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

FTB StoneBlock2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7254	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	New Chunks Explored:	660516
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

MineFrost Network

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

MINEFROST NETWORKIP: play.minefrost.net ___________________________________________________________WE ARE OPENING NEW TYPE OF SERVERS! – VANILLA SKYBLOCK – CUSTOM SURVIVAL – CUSTOM BEDWARS – ANARCHY SKYLANDS – EXTREME HARDCORE AND MUCH MORE!!!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Love Letters Sent:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1149	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

DemonsLand Season 3

Economy, LifeSteal

Demons Land is A Public Lifesteal Server. By Playing here You can Enhance your Lifesteal Experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Dragon Scales Harvested:	148
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Divine Spears Created:	25	Farms Harvested:	391
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

MCSugars

Economy, Survival

MCSugars is a survival server based on a diamond economy, with loads of cool features including land claims, pwarps, chest shops, crates, marriage and more

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

MitoloskaSLO

Economy, Survival

Slovenian survival server because you start as a servant and can become a GOD! Come and join! more in the video: https://youtu.be/nIFqOfCyZBU

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Void Armor Forged:	24	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

NiftySMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MythriaNET

Cross-Play, Economy

Mythria.NET – Your CityBuild network [1.8.x – 1.19.x]

__________________________________________________________________Welcome to Mythria.NET, Glad you found us here! Info: For voting you will receive a gift on our server.__________________________________________________________________

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

AxolotlSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the AxolotlSMP!We are a dedicated server that is willing to be the server that goes above and beyond to give you the true vanilla SMP experience. We have some of the most custom features that you will ever see!▪ 1. Dungeons: Enter the dungeons and slay the commanders of each dungeon and earn loot along the way ▪ 2. Vanilla Gameplay: We’re bringing Vanilla back! Play your favorite game Minecraft but with additional twists and more! ▪ 3. Weekly Events: We have fun, engaging and exciting gameplay every single week! You’ll never get bored! ▪ 4. Storyline: Join and expierence an ongoing storyline. Meet new characters and new locations! ▪ 5. Custom Structures: Find large castles in the wild and loot them or make it your base! ▪ 6. Balanced Economy: Our economy is built to last! Years of experience ensuring that you’ll have fun! ▪ 6. Professional Staff: Our staff members are the best. No more abuse or unfair treatment! ▪ 7. Custom Everything: Everything is made by our team! Our plugins, artwork, builds, and models are all custom!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2405	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

ShatteredVanilla

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, Survival

ShatteredVanilla is a awesome server with multiple gamemodes such survival, hardcore gamemode coming soon, and more awesome gamemodes! we have awesome developers and staff to make your gameplay awesome. We have a cool discord where we host giveaways and events! We even host weekly crystal, sword, pot, cart, and elytra pvp events weekly too! This is a awesome server to meet new friends team up and make server ruling empires to try get ready for the end event every 4 months. We have cool ranks, insane builds, good pvp, and a awesome community for you to play with.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.