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Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 1307 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Towns Built: | 5 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 225 |
1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas.
2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. Creepers doing the Macarena? Skeletons breakdancing? It’s a sight to behold.
3. Our server is actually a portal to an alternate dimension where pigs ride on flying pigs and chickens lay diamond eggs. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.
4. We host weekly treasure hunts where the prize is a real-life golden apple delivered to your doorstep by a team of singing villagers. Who wouldn’t want that?
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to say it with me: mistrial!