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Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 7119 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Crops Grown: | 7641 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 52 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 23 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more. We have a whole village of villagers who are all secretly ninjas and will protect you from any creepers that come your way. Plus, we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. It’s like Disneyland, but with more lava.
Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the server turns into a giant disco party with skeletons breakdancing and zombies doing the Macarena? It’s lit, bro.
So yeah, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up for the IP address. Trust me, you won’t regret it.